Winter

Winter is a horrific, cruel time of year. It should be abolished and no longer considered a ‘season’, instead being a dark time outside of the current year in which the end of is celebrated. When spring comes, everything will be better.

Oh no.. it’s almost.. WINTER!! I wish winter didn’t exist.

Winter by Zinkybites July 20, 2026

Winter :) 

One of the best people on the planet that you’ll ever meet. Literally will treat you like a long lost friend. He’ll make you laugh, he’ll make you smile. He’s such an amazing person that understands what you’re talking about really easily. He says I love you almost all the time which is so cute. Literally will be your best friend the moment you meet him

Winter :) - An amazing soul with beautiful words to say:)

Winter :) by ℬ𝓁𝓊ℯ February 19, 2022

winter carnival

Michigan Technological University is located at the top of the UP in the Keweenaw peninsula. The student population is only 26% women, and the winter is so grueling (up to 360 inches of snow) that most people begin having mental breakdowns around mid february.

To make the students feel better about their lives at MTU, the school used a ploy developed by the psychology department, and created a Four night long drinking festival. The end result was that students hangovers were so horrible by the end of the festival that they forgot all about how much winter sucked and were able to make it to spring sanity intact.

do not attempt carnival if you are pregnant, have liver disease, or plan on living past 50.

Winter Carnival!!!!!!!

winter carnival by joegraz February 26, 2011

Winter Break Syndrome 

The feeling of disappointment when one's dream that their expectations for a fun and relaxing winter break is shattered by the reality that it is boring as hell.

Symptoms include:
1. Copious amounts of laptop usage
2. Sleeping as much as humanly possible, or superhumanly if one is particularly sloth-like
3. Mass texts to friends to see what they are doing
4. Watching movies with parents only to be asked every 5 minutes "I fell asleep, who is that person?"
5. Family relatives you could ignore at school swarm over you en masse, destroying any privacy you hoped to have

Mass Text: Suffering winter break syndrome, save me...

Winter Break Syndrome by Icky Sicky Vicky December 21, 2010

Winter wife 

An unwitting "fuck-buddy" (or fbwb). The boy does not want the girl to seek companionship elsewhere, whereas he remains free to enjoy one-night stands. The boy will allow his girl to stay overnight, but not permanently, as this hinders his ability to bring other females home. The qualities that make someone the perfect winter wife may persuade the male to keep stringing them along. Trust is eroded as the length of absence and list of excuses to not move-in together grows longer, and the girl becomes wise to the deceit.

Matt: So you and Debbie getting serious then?
Keith: No! Haha. She's just my winter wife. I doubt we'll be together much longer.

Winter wife by paulrome February 7, 2013

Winter Wrap Up 

Time of the year when ponies, unicorn, and pegasus who live in Ponyville work together and literally get rid of Winter and get ready for Spring. Magic is not allowed during this event since Ponyville was founded by Earth ponies who lack magical powers that unicorns possess. Jobs include: Retrieving the animals who went south for the Winter, waking up the animals who went into hibernation for the Winter, clearing the sky of clouds for the sun to warm the lands of Equestria, and plowing the lands for the crops and making sure they have a fair amount of food for the rest of the year.

Applejack: Nuts Twilight, you used magic in Winter Wrap Up! That's not how we do it around here, Twilight, and especially not on my farm!
Also Ghost Radio's favorite brony song of all time!

Winter Wrap Up by BALLER FRIDAY August 29, 2011

winter psychosis 

Affects populations from the northern hemisphere such as Canadians during winter, unusual behaviour that fucks up their outlook and thinking. Even the most normal people become psychos and unpredictable. One wonders why they are behaving like flakes all the way around.

Eg: Most average Canadians go into winter psychosis after Christmas time until the month of May.
Eg: If you are experiencing strange behavioural changes with relatives, co-workers or at school, chances are these people are being affected adversely by this condition.

winter psychosis by hatewinter March 19, 2014