Winnipeg Credit Check

A hockey player swipes the toe of their stick between their opponents butt cheeks and across the butthole, in the fashion of swiping a credit card.

Ohhhh! Weston just gave Grady a Winnipeg Credit Check.

by Drunken ‘Sconi January 24, 2022

Winnipeg Cheesecake

When you shove someone's face into the slush on the road.

I was drunk outside a bar in January when some guy tried to give me a Winnipeg handshake, so I knocked him down and gave him a Winnipeg Cheesecake.

by Beerstein_cock February 1, 2022

Winnipeg

person who loves sexual jokes and constantly is annoying people into being friends with them

hey do you know winnipeg?
yeah she loves making sexual jokes all the time!

by ThatOneIgnoredGirl:(( May 22, 2021

Winnipeg Check

The act of carefully scanning any public seating area in Winnipeg for danger.

“Dude, did you hear about Marvin? He was stabbed to death with a spoon by a deranged vagrant.”

“Anytime you go to Portage Place, you’ve got to do a Winnipeg Check.”

by Mr. Sanchez, Esquire August 12, 2021

winnipeg champaign

A cocktail consisting of Canadian Rye ans 7-up.

"Terry doesn't like beer anymore; try offering a Winnipeg Champaign"

by Peter Zzyzzy September 1, 2021

Winnipeg Death Star

When going to anal Poundtown, Partner #1 gives Partner #2 a Boston Redsock. Upon prolapse, they coat said prolapsed anus in Flex Seal canned sealant, thus rendering a dildo made of Partner #2's former anus. Partner #1 then proceeds to insert the Flex Seal coated anus into his own ass, completing the legendary Winnipeg Death Star.

Kyle had to spend $63,000 on surgery and medical visits due to the damage caused by letting Timmy give him the ol' Winnipeg Death Star, but says it was worth it for the once in a lifetime chance to turn his ass into a dildo.

by LongThinStrip October 18, 2024

Winnipeg TrailMix

The Winnipeg TrailMix is a TrailMix that is 95-99% chocolate candy M&M's with 1%-5% Skittles. it was first spoken about by Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura on 2/21/2023 popular podcast 2 Bears 1 Cave

Wait, Bert, you eat Winnipeg TrailMix on the road? - Tom Segura 2 bears one cave 2/21/2023

by Penguins Suck February 28, 2023