the whomping willow

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017

Willow

Willow is one of the hottest people you will probably meet. Willow will normally have glasses. If you ever meet a willow, keep them, although they can be bitchy sometimes they are very very loyal, I have known a few willows in my time and god they were some of the best people I had ever met. This beautiful girl is also very smart and wise, she always has great advise and solutions.

Omg willow is soo smart I really wanna be her, she is vv pretty.

Me: Hey willow, can we be friends

Willow: Sure mate :)

by Willow urban dictionary October 1, 2019

gavin willows

fag:)

gavin willows is gay

by jeremy hsu June 12, 2019

Willow Bend

The opposite of ghetto. Richest part of the richest city in the nation (Plano, TX). The worst house you will see is worth about $12 million. Houses are mansions and some even have marble driveways.

Man I wish I lived in Willow Bend I could have everything

by abcde11 November 29, 2010

Willow Springs, Missouri

A city full of druggies, pregnant teenagers, and child pornography collectors. The city is pretty rural with a hometown theater and a post office, there is a school with probably the worst staff out there they're racist, homosexual, and judge-mental. The ethnicity of this area is mainly incestuous rednecks, and the occasional black person.

The motto here at Willow Springs, Missouri is, "Incest is Wincest."

by F. K. Willow April 23, 2018

Willowich

Willowich; A word that is used to curse at people instead of using classical curse words. This word dates back into Rome, when Romans accused women to be witches. Do use with caution because people will find out what it means.

"Yah old stinkin' willowich, that's the way it goes."
You willowich!

by Sact and Alex July 11, 2004

WillowCreek middle school

A school located in Portage Indiana, WillowCreek is slightly larger than their arch-rivals, Fegley. Housing nearly 1000 students WillowCreek mainly consists of preppy kids wearing Aeropastle,Hollister,Ambercrombie and Fitch clothes. There are a handful of kids who follow the "emo" trend. The rest of the student body consists mainly of white/hispanic kids acting "gangsta" and trying to look cool by cursing. Most kids at Willowcreek even the goody-two-shoe advanced placement kids have done drugs (weed) or alchohal.

P1: Hey dude *slaps back* How's it going at WillowCreek middle school?
P2: Same old, same old man just trying to escape WillowCreek alive while in gym... if I have to run around the track one more time...

by Life sucks, deal with it. July 9, 2012