william

badass motherfuka. most likely older than you, and great taste in music.

person 1: damn! who's that?
person 2: oh that's william.
person 1: he's 10/10 for sure.
person 2: ikr

by leafyispossiblyqueer December 21, 2016

william holden

William Holden is another way of referring to a person who is "holding" marijuana for sale or distribution.

Me: Is William Holden at the party?
You: I saw him over by the deck.

by M00$3 May 8, 2007

Willard

The sweetest man in the world. The one guy who would do anything for the ones he loves, especially the girl he loves. Willard is the kinda guy you never want to lose either as a boyfriend or a friend.

-Willard is the best boyfriend in the world he makes me so happy.

-damn, I wish I had a Willard

- That’s my Bubba!!!! :)

by #%Cutie:) November 1, 2018

William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.

Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"

by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010

Willa Catheter

A 19th-20th century female writer who wrote such classic books as "O Pioneers of Urine Purification!" and "My Antonia and Her UTI Problem."

I thoroughly enjoy the imagery Willa Catheter created in her novels by describing in such vivid detail the insertion of cleansing tubes into the female urinary tract.

by Halesite November 7, 2013

william minchom

The chuck Norris of sleeping with women. He knows not what it feels like to be a virgin however he knows what a virgin feels like. Every woman lusts for him to arrive in their bed, which happens at least once in every woman's lifetime.

If I had 100% of the girls in existence, I would still have less babes than william minchom

by The Beast Of Lancashire November 4, 2014

William Afton

Me

my name is william afton, i killed six retarded children lmao get fuckin rekt losers

by JeVaisFaireTonMère October 16, 2021