why

There are no answers to why questions. So don't bother asking them, there will just be a never-ending onslaught of questions, somewhat similar to asking someone to count to the highest number.

Kid: Why did you ride your bike?
Sister: Because I don't have a car.
Kid: Why don't you have a car?
Sister: Because I can't afford one
Kid: Why can't you afford one?
Sister: Because I don't have a job.
Kid: Why don't you have a job?
Sister: Because I spend all my time smoking crack.
Kid: Why do you smoke crack?
Sister: .....

by sister. August 09, 2007

why

What Nancy Kerrigan said way to much.

Nancy (weeping): Why?...Why? Why?...Why? Whywhy? Why?

by pakkitmAn July 20, 2004

Why Not Not

The act of a comeback to "why not" often used in a smart ass way to be funny and shut someone up from asking why.

Person 1: I'm sick.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: Why not?
Person 3: Why not not!
Person 1: .....what?

by BLEEDTeal36 June 22, 2011

why

because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.

Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?

by hjuugoo May 01, 2021

why

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANNISH INQUiSITION

why didn't i expect the the spanish inquisition :(

by not the spanish inquisition January 11, 2022

why for

see; why come

why for do you brush your toothes?

by troy November 01, 2003

Why?!

The first thing you say when you stub your when walk by an stationary object, in your bare feet, and you hit your toe's'

*walking by a chair*

Jen: hey mom can you help me with....
*crack*
Jen:OUCH! WTF!! Why?! would a chair be right here!

by a hot mess November 26, 2012