whitney

whitney is like totally rad, okay? she has the prettiest blue eyes, lengthy lashes, and long blonde hair. her style is on a 10 and she can totally rock anything. she’s always there to make you laugh and smile. you want to be her friend, and once you get to know her she’s the life of the party!!! she’s probably also secretly super duper talented but is humble or won’t always show it. she’s super creative and always coming up with new ideas, and ways to have fun. whitney is a great person to be around and you ought to find more like her!

“whitney!!!”

“whitney omg”
“let’s go to costco whitney”
“whitney is so so cute”
“whitney IS a babe”

by whattamanuever March 15, 2019

Feeling Whitney

A reference to Whitney Houston meaning to just lock yourself in a bad situation and continue to do bad things

“Lately I’ve just been feeling Whitney and I don’t know what to do.”

by Itzjuztme March 21, 2018

Twisted Whitney

Twisted Tea mixed with Pink Whitney. The drink that will have you feeling twisted by the end of the night.

Jon has had 4 Twisted Whitney's already. No fucks were given.

by Jellyfishin June 08, 2020

Pink Whitneys

A New Amsterdam, and Newman's Own Pink Lemonade mixer. The drink made famous, by the guy traded for Chris Kunitz, Ryan Whitney. Hence Pink "Whitney".

Tom "Hey Mike, howas your nigh last night?"

Mike " Oh man, got in one, and gassed no less than a dozen pink whitneys, think I need an IV"

Tom "Classic, nothing better than gettin in one off some pink whitneys"

by Stem_brulee October 23, 2018

whitney wisconsin

Amy Lew, most commonly known as Whitney Wisconsin, is a girl that loves having sex with dogs, and highly recommends it to other girls. She is compelled to show the internet the disgusting things she enjoys doing to animals, and puts pics and videos on Tumblr and Youtube. Whitney has uploaded quite a few videos talking about why girls should fuck dogs, and has plenty of videos of herself doing just that. One of her most controversial videos is of her fingering herself in a Walmart, then going around the store and asking customers what her fingers smell like.

She "fell in love" with leafyishere, and to show her love for him, she eats a cricket. DramaAlert (keemstar), another Youtuber, brings them both onto a live radio show, and she begs leafy to tell her how much he loves her. He does, only after she promises to stop doing weird shit to animals. Afterward, she strengthens their relationship by roasting him about how he's using her for popularity, to which he responds by fucking destroying her.

Guy 1: "Dood, did you see the new Leafy video about Whitney Wisconsin?"
Guy 2: "Is that the girl that fucks dogs?"
Guy 1: "Yeah shes fucking disgusting."

by TwistMiNova April 09, 2016

Feeling Whitney

Sad boy shit, in your feels, sad in general. Must be listening to feeling Whitney by post Malone.

I’m feeling Whitney bro.

by postmalonesleftnut February 27, 2021

Whitney houston

very good singer/actress
strong
depressed
loved

oh your voice reminds me of Whitney Houston
-no one sings like that girl Whitney

i miss Whitney she was truly loved

by nippyin April 03, 2022