Bishop Wand

a school for dickheads who have a double decker bus (selfish pricks)

oh you go to Bishop Wand?
yeah
fuck you

by milf_handeler May 19, 2021

Drakané Wand

a thin, whittled piece of wood having a quartz crystal tip either fitted into the wood or connected by copper and a handle with a Palm Stone/grounding stone and a Thumb Press (a stone for the thumb to rest on while holding the wand) both connected to the wood with copper wire.

Julio chose a cherry wood Drakané Wand with an amethyst tip, an onyx grounding Stone, and an obsidian thumb press for his Spanlla.

by Historics Society December 19, 2020

blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood

Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long

by Luck Erector November 18, 2013

Wank Wand

Slang term for a penis

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand

by Lenny15Prez II January 8, 2013

jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

cheese wand

1: Someone who suffers with a complete lack of inteligence.

2: An unwashed penis

after a few beers he acts like a cheese wand

by tenbob July 7, 2009

gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

by Lord Gooseberry February 7, 2022