blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood

Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long

by Luck Erector November 18, 2013

Wand-waving

When a guy waves his penis around trying to get his partner to either have sex with him or suck it.

My boyfriend was wand-waving at my apartment last night. He REALLY wants to get me pregnant.

by ARJM13 July 31, 2016

jizzard wand

The wand held by a Jizzard at all times, especially while watching hentai or browsing furry pics

Darker Jizzard: My jizzard wand holds the dreams of my people, thus, the dreams of my people are in my hands.

by Sand Acres July 16, 2016

ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.

He totally ink wanded that broad.

by dos osos January 8, 2020

Wank Wand

Slang term for a penis

I would love Emma Watson to handle my Wank Wand

by Lenny15Prez II January 8, 2013

wand vomit

that which is expelled from a penis following any form of sexual excitement

My girlfriend was playing with my cock last night and she let me shoot my wand vomit all over her naked chest

by MMWC August 1, 2013

gravy wand

A baguette used to magic away excess gravy.

I fetched the gravy wand and cleared my plate.

by Lord Gooseberry February 7, 2022