The cuts, scrapes, bruises, bad tattoos, burns, and minor disfigurements one discovers the morning after a night of heavy drinking; remnants usually lasting 6-26 months and at the expense of whatever you were wearing. Everyone remembers how it got there except you.
"What is that on your face?"
"Oh, just a minor battle wound. Last night was pretty rough. It doesn't look infected right?"
"Oh, just a minor battle wound. Last night was pretty rough. It doesn't look infected right?"
by Samantha Olivia August 5, 2008
Get the Battle Woundmug. Parallel to battle wounds in the amount of respect received by others when shown to the mass. Sex wounds may be identified by, but not limited to: bruises, scratch marks, bite marks, mangled wrists, the absence of hair or flesh in areas, welts, missing earlobes, and/or unexplainable piercings, scars, or discoloration. Causes may vary from the basic use of nails or teeth to the more elaborate (and it shows) use of whips, chains, handcuffs, or various elastic devices.
Drew: Dude, Greg, what are those marks all over your back from?
Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.
Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!
Greg: Keep that shit quiet man.
Random Bystander: Wow, i wish i could get some sex wounds of my own (That Greg guy is one lucky bastard)!
by Greg Cole April 23, 2005
Get the sex woundsmug. a ladys genitalia especaily during that time of the month ( when the painters and decorators are in )
by kathletto April 26, 2004
Get the axe woundmug. by chap500 June 17, 2009
Get the Ax Woundmug. 1. What you do when you hurt yourself and want the open lesion to be prevented from infection/heal faster.
2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.
2. An amazing melodic death metal band from Cleveland, Ohio. Formed on 9/11 which makes them that much fucking cooler.
1. Gee whiz, I do hope my bear-wrestling lacerations heal quicker if I salt the wounds, because it sure does hurt like a mother fucker!
2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.
2. I'm going need a new pair of undies after listening to I Swear The Visine Is For My Allergies.
by omegamuff1n July 18, 2010
Get the Salt The Woundmug. by juleseyyyy April 15, 2010
Get the battle woundsmug. A sexual position resembling a Canada Goose in flight at the same time it is hit with a bullet, making it's neck go slack.
"I had her bent over the couch and was hitting it so hard she was flopping around like a wounded goose."
by A2BuckNut September 25, 2009
Get the Wounded Goosemug.