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As the last piece of pizza sat lonely in the box, the room became quiet as everyone stared at the last slice. Suddenly, Patrick broke his statueesque pose and dashed for the pizza stuffing it in his mouth. Only to be later criticized as "the woof"
by h0tsauce December 14, 2008
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woof

a poo or a fart, a bad smell. n.
did you woof? make sure you woof in open areas because if you hold it in and dont let it out you'll get sick but if you let it out in enclosed areas you'll make those around you sick.
by brooke burke May 13, 2005
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woofing

Relentless pursuit of potential targets by eligible batchelors.
Bloke 1: are you here to go sailing or just to go woofing
Bloke 2: rule one, always go woofing
by iamjg January 3, 2014
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Woof

n. A man who is god...
se also Ugodth
by woof October 1, 2004
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Woof

its a crook
once again refrence Big L's Ebonics
by ryan September 17, 2003
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woof

nastyy...that woofs!!
by leigh December 28, 2005
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woof

interjection
Slang. (used by a homosexual man to indicate sexual arousal from another man's flatulence)

First uttered by a sociology professor in reference to deviant adult male behavior.
Woof, Travis! That bean casserole you ate is giving me a raging hard-on. It's even better than those protein shakes we did yesterday. Looks like someone is going to get a rusty trombone and a rim-job tonight!
by sheesheeshee27 January 28, 2010
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