Woof

The perfect emotion for all situations

‘911, what a woof’
‘What a bunch of woofsters’

by Woofster69420 July 26, 2021

Woof

Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.

Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".

A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof

X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 28, 2021

Woof

Like a dog, but more fierce and higher up in the pet social hierarchy. A word pronounced like wolf, but is used whenever your pets (most likely dogs) talk in their special voice.

*Pet Speaking* "I am not a dog, but a woof! Those dogs bow to me whenever I pass."

by ANIMAL_LOVER \_-o-_/ January 13, 2022

Woof

The simple sound a dog makes, often used in children's books or media

The dog goes: woof, woof!

by s0phi4_177 January 17, 2022

woof

something you say when things are not going great.

person a: i heard kelsey and david are dating again.
person b: woof. they are toxic together.

by phynneas February 28, 2022

woof

A sound a wolf and other creatures in the canine family can make

Woof, woof, went the dog.

by Woof gang March 30, 2022

Woof

Woof means to get going. To do something important. I just got a new watch that was woof.

Woof.Bling bling , important, relevant,

by Rob run corleone August 27, 2022