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wizard

A Boss / person in charge / management who sometimes/often makes decisions that seem illogical to the rest of the world. Their decisions often seem magical to subordinates, customers, etc, but often not to other wizards. May be shortened to the wiz, possibly derived from "the wiz kid" or "the wonder kid".
1. My boss wants me to revise version 4 of my memo back to what I had written in version 1.

The wizard down the hall has that project in a vicious cycle of memomorphosis.

2. Management has decreed that absolutely everytime someone enters the building, they have to sign in and out at the front desk, wich is inconvenient for the delivery man.

It takes three times as long to receive deliveries now that the delivery guy has to sign in and out 37 times at the front desk every time he brings in a box... wonder wich wizard though of that.
by Polishsausag September 22, 2007
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1. someone with mad skills in computers and games
2. a true playa
whoa hes like a wizard!
by you wish you knew my name February 20, 2003
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Verb: The act of zipping up a teammate's fencing jacket for them.
Sally, wizard me please?
by Clarkstown January 5, 2010
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Someone who drinks raspberry ice coffee with cream and one Splenda at Dunkin' Donuts.
You, my good sir, are a wizard.
by Daven4 November 30, 2010
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thou who speaks in the code of egg, throws wild house parties, & partakes in an occasional, possibly weekly illegal activity. also, look up costa rican males on myspace when nothing else is found to do.
by A. Matrix & B. Soda June 16, 2008
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Something Nuncio S. dreams to be one day. He wants it more than a career that pays 1,000 bucks per minute.
Me: Nuncio, do you want to be a wizard?
Nuncio: Why, yes I do. Thanks for letting me share my dream with you.
by veryveryrandomperson January 6, 2008
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-An alternative way of calling "Hacks" If the gameplay doesn't allow players to hackusate. This is used on the gameplay, Minecraft (Some of the servers).
- It has the same definition of Magic.
*Player Gets killed with hacks*
Player: OMG A Wizard!
by Rotten Ice Tea May 16, 2016
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