Welcome To The Machine

Definition 1: A great Pink Floyd song

Definition 2: A phrase used to convey how society/social media works similar to a mindless machine

Person 1: The social media is full of a bunch of people who will immediately follow any drama/trend like mindless sheep.
Person 2: Welcome to the machine

by some guy with a computer June 28, 2020

welcome to team fortress 2

After nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait

Thanks and have fun

Gaben: welcome to team fortress 2

Nebag: after nine years in development hopefully it’s worth the wait

by Fact core June 9, 2021

welcome elephant

The act or process of welcoming an elephant.

welcome elephant

by t('-'t) October 21, 2003

Welcome to the Bunghole

Welcome to the Bunghole is a very famous song by Buns N Hoses about anal fucking.

Lyrical excerpt:

Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please

CHORUS:

In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed

Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Welcome Wednesday

An amazing rock band from the eastern suburbs of melbourne, Australia.
Band consists of 4 hot as guys in senior college.

Welcome Wednesday rock! I love Welcome Wednesday!!

by iloveww June 8, 2010

Welcome to the social

A commercial phrase created by old, white, and obese marketing suits who try hard to be hip and down with the young and sophisticated.

According to the box, it says "Welcome to the social". I don't know what the fuck that means. I'm not impressed. Stop trying hard.

by Goetz December 1, 2006

Welcome To My Nightmare

A phrase which implies unfortunate events are beginning to happen to someone for offending someone else. The offended person "welcomes," or threatens, the offender "into," or with, an unpleasantry as punishment, suggesting that the punishment is not a nightmare which the offended person has had, but a nightmare in which he/she controls what may be like nightmare for the offender.

If you think you're going to be able to threaten me, my wife, and my children without any consequences, you're mistaken. I will tie you up, castrate you, and starve you every day for each threat. Welcome to my nightmare.

by wolfofthepride June 1, 2010