Wash O'Hanley

Wash O'Hanley is a member of the Landover Baptist Chruch and is Freehold's leading voice in political punditry and self-proclaimed "Master Debater". Best known for his afternoon radio show, Wash is also a popular author who has penned such classics as "How Minorities, Liberals and Homosexuals Want to Murder You and Rape Your Children", "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions" and "Gay Jew Homo-Nazi Abortions (For Kids!)" which have garnered much popularity and praise. Wash got his start covering the Falkland War from a Club Med where the sounds of mines exploding were close enough to "ruin Karaoke Night". Wash is the face of work ethic, once broadcasting a 96 consecutive hour show during the Lewinskigate. "Around hour 65 I was convinced my stagehand, Mark, was a ninja assassin sent by Cokie Roberts to murder me so I viciously attacked him in the men's bathroom with my mic, using the stand as a bludgeon and the cord to strangle him." While not the most knowledgeable on Christianity, Wash asserts that he is "familiar" with the Bible and believes "whatever a majority of my listenership believes". Popular segments on the Wash O'Hanley show include "Boycott Logic", "Liberal Watch 2007: A Blacklist", "Wash's Enemies List", "President For Life" and "Who Would Reagan Kill?". Wash has lived an illustrious life reporting on wars, writing books, having the most popular Right-Wing radio show in all of South-Eastern Iowa and even starring in a short lived Saturday morning debate show "Wash O'Hanley and the Bay City Rollers Debate Hour", so what does the future hold for Wash? Wash wants to spend time with his family, continue his radio show and is even working on another book.

Personal quote: "Mr. Bush, this is NOT a banana in my pocket."

Wash O'Hanley's new book, MINDRAPE, is a chilling look into the dark side of Homosexuality and Atheism.

by Wash O'Hanley September 2, 2007

Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

by Heatmizuh August 26, 2004

wash up

a ghetto bath.... u mainly take a damp towell/wash rag.. and wash yourself while standing w/ full clothes on...

"Boy, you had bath today?" "Momma i had a wash up!"

by greg wiley August 30, 2004

Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

by Sir BB June 5, 2011

Wash Yo Face

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.

Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!

by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014

wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.

Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!

by jag3dc June 6, 2018

Wash Ass

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.

After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.

by IfYouLetMeDoOneMoreTrick September 17, 2018