wajahatism

Rhetorical phenomenon like whataboutism in reverse, where someone understands his opponent so poorly that he smugly suggests something he think they will hate but that they gleefully endorse:

"i'll just send my kid to a muslim school w/ my taxpayer money"

sounds good, bro

"what do you think about black people owning arsenals of guns"

the more the merrier

"if we can't get abortions, we'll make men take care of their pregnant partners"

yes please

"Did you see Wajahat Ali melt down on Twitter after SCOTUS ruling - consistent with a long line of jurisprudence which provides that religious institutions must be treated equally to secular ones - restored religious liberty in Maine? Those wajahatisms of his were just *chef's kiss*

by Santiago Matamoros June 21, 2022

Wahaaj

The sexiest mofo you'll ever encounter. He is built like a demon whose living purpose is to rule the world. He deserves all eternal respect that is available to be provided because he is too amazing. Wahaaj can do anything he wants but he doesn't due to his extremely humble personality which makes him a lovable teddy bear which ladies dig.

You are not worthy to look at that Wahaaj. God damn, you look like a Wahaaj. When I grow up I want to be a Wahaaj, the noblest gentleman on this planet.

by Teddie bundy May 30, 2022

wafahafa

The thing you scrub your ass with in the shower.

I got me a new wafahafa. I can’t wait to scrub my with it!

by Wafahafa September 5, 2022

wadaha

Usually a marvel fan , but still loves life . Enjoys the simple things such as going to the toilet and appreciates dogs

The sky looks like a wadaha

by Dhakaihs December 28, 2022

Wahhabism

A euphemism used by liberals and Shiites to defame Islam without actually calling it Islam.

nerd 1: Saudi Najdi Wahhabism is the root of all terrorism! Wahhabism is an unrelenting evil
nerd 2: Dude just say Islam

by bingchiling123456789 April 24, 2023

Wahhabification

The spread of Wahhabism funded by the Saudi government in Pakistan, Qarsherskiy, and other places.

The Wahhabification of Qarsherskiy is not a threat to US national security but a concern for cultural preservation of Sufis in Qarsherskiy.

by Jafar Malik Husseini August 25, 2023

Wahhabification

The spread of Wahhabism in Pakistan and Qarsherskiy as well as other places, usually because of funding from the Saudi Arabian government.

The Wahhabification of Qarsherskiy isn’t a threat to US security but is a threat to Qarsherskiyan cultural preservation.

by Jafar Malik Husseini August 25, 2023