by Andrew Adams The Man Forever August 4, 2009
Get the Volcano Taco mug.(1) volcano johnson = A super extreme cum blast and/or a man known to deliver such.
(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
(2) Volcano Johnson. In the "Champs!" episode of the A-Team, a cover alias for B A Barracus (Mr. T) who plays the part of a boxer, even entering the ring for a professional bout. Therefore, a boxer.
FOXY CHICK: Look at that, Sharin'! He's lookin' fine!
SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.
FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.
SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
SHARIN' COCKS: Yeah. He's a Volcano Johnson.
FOXY CHICK: He's a boxer? That makes sense. Boxers have great bodies.
SHARIN' COCKS: No, he's not a boxer, but, we fucked last year, and he came so hard I had cum cummin out of my ears!
by Little Amy June 11, 2006
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Thor experienced the biggest Icelandic volcano when he looked at pictures of Helga pulling up her socks.
by Janie Blooms April 17, 2010
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Get the volcano effect mug.A Volmar is the one of the funniest most energetic people you'll ever meet. They're prone to being short, and full of attitude when necessary. They're usually Haitian with really strict parents (because they're Haitian). Boy or girl they're usually pretty attractive. They're also really great cuddlers. If you there's one in your area you should get to know that motherfucker. (Seriously they might fuck your mom, be cautious.)
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Wow, that motherfucker was so energetic, full of attitude, and funny.
Guy 2: Well, must've been a Volmar, those short, attractive, cuddling motherfuckers.
Guy 2: Well, must've been a Volmar, those short, attractive, cuddling motherfuckers.
by TheVolmz May 10, 2014
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+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
+ The flatulator lies, belly down, with his butt cheeks spread.
+ The inhalant sprinkles a finely-fluffed dusting of cocaine around the flatulator's anus.
+ The inhalant gets his face really, really close to the butt hole.
At this point, the flatulator earns his namesake, causing a gas expulsion from his rectum. This gaseous outburst, much like a volcano, projects dust into the air. It is then the inhalants goal to breathe in as much cocaine-fart as possible.
Hello friends, you seem like the kind of people who like to fart and do cocaine! Can I interest you in taking a Peruvian Volcano?
by sir esteban July 5, 2012
Get the Peruvian Volcano mug.The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
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