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rusty violin

The process of sucking on a girl's rectum and reaching around the front to stimulate with your fingers. Called so because of the term "rusty trombone" and it's similarities to it.
"I gave my girl a rusty violin last night, and she loved it!"
"What's a rusty violin?"
"Well it's like a rusty trombone, but just for the ladies."
by Darth Creampuff October 30, 2013
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play the violin

The act of fuckin' a girl while she is still wearin' her knickerz, ie., pulled to the side and rubbin' on ya cock.
I got chaffed on me dick when I 'played the violin' with me girl this mornin' :/
by Safecracker G November 20, 2004
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Violin three

Person: What part do you play in the orchestra?
Other person: I play violin three.
Person: *screams* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
by baxter from arthur April 4, 2019
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play the violin

**TW: self-harm**

Another way of saying you will "slit your wrist". To understand, hold a "playing the violin" position with your arms/hands. Now, picture the position without the violin and instead of the bow used to play the instrument, picture yourself holding something sharp with the other hand.

This saying was created after watching a scene from the movie, "Gerald's Game" where the main character "Jessie" cuts an incision up "her wrist and into her palm, then forcing her hand down through the cuff as the skin peels upward like a latex glove coming off."
when you've been so used to saying "I want to kill myself" (which might worry whoever you're talking to), you can instead say "I want to play the violin" or "I'm gonna go play the violin"

when you see something that makes you want to commit death, you'd say "This makes me want to play the violin"
by Jupiachi June 11, 2021
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meat violin

gonna stroke my meat violin and then go to sleep
by MeatViolin69 May 2, 2014
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Butt Violin

When you take a coat hanger and move it between someone's butt cheeks as though you were playing a violin.
"4 guys came out of no where and started giving me butt violin."
by the hue bearer January 22, 2015
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Violin Fucker

Someone that has such an annoying voice that is sounds like they're having sex with a violin.
I get it, mate. You're annoyed. But if you wouldn't be such a violin fucker, maybe people would stop giving you shit all of the time.
by Sandwich McFritos April 11, 2022
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