by silverseal September 16, 2011
News: A hotel building has been destroyed, 20 people have died because someone apparently set a “bomb” on it.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
Person1: i feel so bad i committed a crime!!!!
Person2: Wait? that person who did was u?
Person1: Yeah, i committed vandalism.
by Enter Your Pseudonym Here January 06, 2022
action involving deliberate destruction of or damage to public or private property. Unless it's a really cool graffiti.
"... look at that tag that someone painted in a wall that does not own and it's very ugly, such vandalism.."
".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."
"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."
".. look at that cool graffity, doesn't matter if he had permission or not that is definitelly not vandalism.."
"... I am going to google the vandalism definition that fits my needs..."
by anonymango November 26, 2016
The act of defacing someone’s balloon knot. A popular form of anal vandalism consist of putting on a ski mask and spraying semen on the asshole of someone or something, in a graffiti-like style.
by Slimecraw January 12, 2021
Yo man I went out this weekend to the crazy party and me and this chick ended up hooking up and I totally vandalized the bean!
by The akagi red suns goddamnit October 20, 2023
The act of vandalizing.
by DrunkWords4211 June 03, 2020
A tissue vandal is a janitors worst nightmare. Usually anonymous, this person (or sometimes people depending on how bad the situation is) will vandalize school toilets by using wet tissue mainly soaked with water.
There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)
Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
There are different types of tissue vandals, the most common being the chuck'n'splat kind. These people will wet tissue and Chuck it with the aim of getting it in a high-up place (the higher, the supposedly the better)
Some tissue vandals are also soapfitti artist as well and take pleasure in smudging mirrors with the bog standard soap from the easily accessible soap dispensers
by Sai-Chan June 22, 2021