shit valve 

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

shit valve by Skumpdalaump March 11, 2007

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

emptying out the spit valve by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

Gay Valve 

A homosexual man's anus

Hey Kyle get your Gay Valve down here.

Gay Valve by dumbitchhill June 19, 2009

foo foo valve 

This Kiwi (New Zealand, typically with farmers, labourers and military) slang phrase is heard in expressions like "don’t bust your foo-foo valve", or "if you do that you’ll blow your foo-foo valve", when someone is trying to lift a weight or do a heavy physical task which might cause physical strain. It is used about both sexes. It has been mentioned that the "foo-foo valve" is the anal sphincter, so that foo-foo would perhaps be onomatopoeic for fart. Generally it is thought to refer to avoiding a hernia, a prolapse, or vomiting while under great strain and/or exertion.

For the past month Tom would hold his groin every time he sneezed since he had blown his foo foo valve while trying to lift the concrete wash tub into his van

Weightlifter Serge Blout'jagutski was urgently told by his friends to stay down in his squat position after they noticed a bulge and leakage in the rear of his gym tights that they presumed was his foo foo valve blowing out when he tried to lift the last weight.

foo foo valve by Fooslayer September 16, 2013

arse valve 

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

arse valve by The love bandit March 14, 2004

Flukas Valve 

An uncommon house hold valve for faucets that connects to the waterline. Usually special ordered, sometimes found at home depot.

I had a hard time finding a 3/8 O.D. Flukas Valve at the home depot, but I found one online.

Flukas Valve by Jeff McD September 11, 2009

poo valve 

the hole; including flap, rim and tunnel, through which mammals launch poo and related solid and gaseous matter.

an exit not an entrance

an area that should always be kept sparkling clean to avoid pri (painful rectal itch)

the area where scented (mountain breeze, potpourri etc) suppositories are inserted prior to a date in order to use farts to set a romantic mood

Dude 1: dude wats up? u look like crap.
Sick dude: yeah dude me frickin poo valve was hanging open all night.
Dude 1: nice

poo valve by drpoonandtheteenangels August 7, 2009