BB247 Valve

A word to make you sound like you know what you're talking about when you're stuck in the middle of a conversation that you know nothing about. It also could be used as an excuse to get out of something or to cover up a mistake, i.e not calling your mom or girlfriend when you were supposed to.
Example One:

Guy One: Yeah, the front suspension on my truck is jacked up. I gotta go have the tork adjusted and see if that does anything.
Guy Two: Maybe you just need to look at your BB247 Valve?

Example Two:
Girlfriend: Why didn't you call me last night? I thought we were going out.
Guy: Ohhhh, sorry honey I was working on my BB247 Valve and didn't even hear the phone ringing.
by aseaisalvaged June 04, 2009
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Valve Software

A game development company that produced the popular title Half-Life.

See valve.
Dont you hate the fact you have to put an example in?
by NewName August 29, 2004
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spit valve

The valve(s) found on a brass-wind instrument that are opened to release saliva accumulated while playing.
You're rattling. Empty your spit valve.
by Chad June 21, 2004
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de valve

To get one who is talking incessently to shut up, use in sion mills N.I.
Would you ever de valve and giv my head peace
by Bob Bracheteti April 08, 2008
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User Valve

A phrase used to describe the person that is responsible for doing something incorrect. As in the user of the device or object that is not functioning or working correct do to user error.
Store Clerk: I can't get the register to process your refund.
Customer: Must be the "User Valve!"
by SuperMikeD February 03, 2010
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knueter valve

Mythical aircraft component reportedly changed in order to repair a jet that you have no idea what was wrong in the first place. See switchology
Boss: What was the fix on that radar problem?
Mech: We replaced the knueter valve sir.
Boss: Did that fix the problem?
Mech: Sure did sir, jet is back in service.
by Ken Gman March 06, 2008
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