When your Jake Paul Syndrome has gotten sooo bad that you have started your own YouTube channel to be like Jake Paul. You try to talk like him, walk like him, act like him, and even cheat on women like him! Jake Paul and vlogging have become your only priority in life. You haven’t slept in weeks trying to think of video ideas besides reaction videos and diss tracks. You eventually go blind and become crippled from watching to many of Jake Paul’s videos. But you keep vlogging because it’s everyday bro. Eventually, you surpass his sub count. He come to your house, looking for a fight and “accedentally” reveals your address to the few subscribers that haven’t left him yet. Cops arrive at your house and take Jake Paul. This is the life you must live. This is the vlog life. Be a maverick.
Jake Paul: “ WHAT IS GOING ON MY J A K E P A U L E R S...”
Daddy Paul: “ Shut da fuq up son you don’t know that vlog life. Be a maverick.”
Daddy Paul: “ Shut da fuq up son you don’t know that vlog life. Be a maverick.”
by Braindead Jake Paulette March 19, 2018
Get the Vlog lifemug. The most goatee utoob channel evir. So skibidi rizzler fanum gyat 1 2 buckle my shoe sussy among us imporster Baka Kai cenat rizzler goat. Go send Ursels back to Ohio bc the skibiddi toilet grandma is not happy and will fanum tax you. Bro got that Ohio level rizzler. There u can meet Livy dunne and baby gronk where they will greet thou with a grimace shake.
Skibiddi sigma travels young rizzler,
Ohio alpha wolf ^-^
Skibiddi sigma travels young rizzler,
Ohio alpha wolf ^-^
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Man: thank you. I am an alpha
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Man: ofc. Get in my car
Man: thank you. I am an alpha
Woman: *moans* you must watch blazer vlogs
Man: ofc. Get in my car
by Oboubf81h30[ocj hybfaiuebc May 2, 2024
Get the Blazer vlogsmug. it a youtube channle that is horror and is a thing to get a tv show it just show a girl doing video at the end of her frist video a glich happens then in the desc it show another video of a guy panicing next after her 1k subs she get kidnapped and bla bla you know im bored lets just say after she got kidnap shit happed she get tied up more video of werid text anduhguuwrh im not in the mood of. the story look man all. you need to know is fake
by eeeeeeaeee May 26, 2021
Get the ashly vlogsmug. by Deep Vein Thrombosis April 13, 2023
Get the Juan Paul Vlogmug. by Marvyn38 September 15, 2019
Get the omar salama vlogsmug. This YouTuber, Which Is Now A Instagrammer! Famous For It's You!!!!
Which Is Heard All Over Dubai, And Is Made Fun Of! Good Vocals It Seems... Make him famous, he sells kids! If your a kid and you see him **run away**
Which Is Heard All Over Dubai, And Is Made Fun Of! Good Vocals It Seems... Make him famous, he sells kids! If your a kid and you see him **run away**
by Exact Defination November 23, 2019
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