Vietnamese Steamer

A variation of the common Cleveland Steamer but performed exclusively in Vietnam. The addition of Vietnamese cuisine makes the poop especially loose and spicy, thus requiring less effort when steamrolling it, more visible steam when performed outside, and an especially pungent aroma.
Ping: Want to get some binh bao dumplings?

Sing: Sure, I need to fill up so I can give my girl a quick Vietnamese Steamer tonight. I have class in the morning.

Ping: Zang!
by CSuckinhelL March 31, 2009
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Vietnamese Faucet

The act of defecating on a woman's breasts, then titfucking her until you jizz on her face or chest. Then make her eat the poo.
Jeff: I gave Mindy a good Vietnamese Faucet last night.

John: What the fuck, dude! You know only I can shit on her!
by dinotaur December 11, 2010
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Vietnamese Yogurt

When an asian guy's semen tastes sour it is Vietnamese Yogurt
"I puked cuz he shot his Vietnamese Yogurt in my mouth"
by VCMASTA August 25, 2011
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Vietnamese Chicken

Slang originated from the Vietnam War, meaning human flesh made for consumption.
Guy A: Yo I'm hungry. Want to eat some of my mom's meatloaf?
Guy B: Fuck fuckin' no! That's stuff is worse than vietnamese chicken, and it looks worse too. I'd eat rather your mom's vagina. Fuck.
Guy A:(Cries Quietly)
by Dr. mcjesus100 February 26, 2010
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Vietnamese Mudslide

A prank pulled on someone while they sleep. This prank involves taking a shit on the sleeping subjects head and it runs down like a mudslide.
Mark had fallen asleep at the party with his shoes on. Everyone around knew he was fair game for a Vietnamese Mudslide.
by Drpun May 25, 2009
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Vietnamese Bathwater

When a Female has a penis inserted in this order Anal, Vaginal, and oral
I had a total whore she let me give her a vietnamese bathwater.
by silverhoss99 February 5, 2010
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vietnamese coffee

A sexual position as to where the female is laying on the edge of the bed and her legs are hanging off, and she's gettin' it from the dude who's standing on the floor infront of her.
"AWW YEEAH.. Guess who's going out for some Vietnamese Coffee tonight!!!"
by Pustullio April 30, 2006
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