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A cock fiend who will do whatever she can to get high geeked and a very loving and dependable person who you can call any time and expect a listener or a story. Valeria is a very evil bitch who will kill somebody that fucks with you but will also she gives some mean head and has good food and music taste. Plenty of daddy issues and depression but dont we all suffer from these common conditions. Also violently addicted to marijuana and dutch bros:)
¿Valeria, donde esta pinche chabela?

Valeria got that tight cooch!!
Valeria by Jadynlolm October 10, 2022
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God, what a bitch. EVERYONE hates her ugh, she's a dealer that hides bodies behind Olive Garden. She has a YouTube channel with an intro that goes " Hi guys, Malaria here". And she's tried several times to kill her lover Abraham Lincoln before that shot got him. She's a goth vampire that is also dating Jesus himself.
Valeria, yeah she's great, an asshole but I dedicated my life to her.
Valeria by inaccurat October 25, 2018
Valeria can be the nicest person ever but she could be evil sometimes. She is the top of her class. She's either friends with the smart kids,popular kids or both. She will have over 10 crushes in a whole school year but then realizes those crushes aren't meant for her. She will fall for one specific guy and when she does she will fanisize about her crush like their marriage and how her kids would look like. But she will be the most loving person ever. She will will show you other side of her that has never since before if you date a valeria. Overall, she can the best person ever.
Damm valeria is so smart
Valeria by 123rd April 16, 2020
Person who tends to bitch about being hurt but likes hurting others.
That girl really just played with him, she's such a valeria
Valeria by UnicornBootyShaker June 21, 2020
cool russian chick...who is in no way an alco! She just loved jackass!
Valeria by abigail mcfarland March 16, 2003
someone who walks around thinking shes the best with tons of guys flirting with her just becase of her butt and her boobs. not even that pretty kinda ok actually VERY annoying steals everyone from sexy people like me
valeria: oh that guy is cute
me: i know him! I have liked him for years
guy: valeria is hot
valeria by womangirl May 19, 2013
Valeria is a Sex ADDICT. She is kind and sweet though. She has a boyfriend usually spanish speaking like her. Names vary from Alejandro, Jose, Miguel, and Javier. She has already fucked in the first week of a relationship. You’ve seen her BIG ASS BOOBS AND TITTYS.
Me: Have You seen Valerias Tits
Other: Yeah they are big as shit
Valeria by Joshua_Tantum262 December 10, 2019