Val

Absolutely the best person in the world. Popular in looks and personality, everybody swoons for him. Short tempered and fierce, fire as a person. He's dumb, really dumb. Super brave and even if he doesn't seem like it at start, he's extremely caring. He thinks of the stupidest stuff to do and never fails to make you laugh. Although he's a jerk sometimes you can't exactly stay mad at his handsome face. You'll always get into in trouble with him but nevertheless it won't stop you from falling in love with him.

Person A: Whoa who is that guy?

Person B: oh , that's Val. I think he's pretty cool

by Catsbp January 22, 2023

Val

By a car, love it for a week then hate it immediately and then trade it in within a week of owning it for something else.
Professionals would typically do this with a BMW M2 or M3 but it may be done with any other vehicle.

I just haven't done a 'Val' yet.

by LASS3 February 19, 2024

Val

A person who is one of if not the best person you have ever met who everyone loves dearly

I love you so much you are such a Val

by Pepsi Creature November 22, 2025

val gamer

In videogames, especially Escape from Tarkov, a person who almost exclusively uses the AS VAL. They are usually clad in the highest quality Slick plate carrier and an Exfil helmet if you encounter one in Tarkov, however it is not exclusive to there, as anyone that is good with the as val (Or its DMR counterpart, the VSS) is, by definition, a val gamer.

"Aw, he got me with a f*cking VAL, man. Stupid val gamers." -Daniel

by Cubebutnot July 28, 2020

val_kurry

literally such a good artist, so pretty, and powerful :D. the one and only val

person 1: have you heard of val_kurry?
person 2: yeah they’re pretty cool
*they make out*

by sleepy_streamers August 30, 2021

Val Venis

very underrated wrestler good skills in the ring and on the microphone. Became big in the late 90s getting bigger and bigger (no pun intended) until right to censor came along killing the heat of Val. He later became Sean Morley and Chief Morley but no one gave a rats ass about him so he went back to Val Venis and now jobs to everyone one the roster.

I came to see Val Venis

by JJ Caez August 27, 2006

val kilmer

only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.

val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang

by roacho666 July 16, 2007