Urinal-In-Law

After entering a public restroom with your in-law (father-in-law, brother-in-law, etc.), you locate with uncomfortable decidedness a urnial furthest from one another.

During my wife's family reunion at the local italian restaurant, an unspoken urinal-in-law policy was established in the restroom.

by JD Gold January 16, 2008

Urinal Rape

When a man is stationed at a public urinal, he is vulnerable to undesirable rectal penetration.

Last week when Tom got urinal raped, he hasn't been the same guy since then.

by Dew Fetish May 2, 2008

Urinal Fright

When you're unable to piss at a urinal whether there's someone right next to you or across the way at a urinal aswell.

The worst case scenario for someone suffering from Urinal Fright is a Trough Urinal. Where your man-parts are completely exposed.

See definition. Urinal Fright.

by StefanafetS February 27, 2010

urinal labels

1. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal
2. dont start useless conversation unless you know each other

bob; 'that guy never keeps on the urinal labels, i feel a little unconfortable'
dylan; 'dude, i think you have a urinal stalker

by mrploertendoder June 17, 2010

urinal cake

Cakes commonly placed in urinals sometimes eaten by homeless people.

"Sure man lets head to the public bathrooms and eat some cake."

by Canabalooza December 16, 2002

Urinal Turtle

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1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}

1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.

by walkerslaw69696969 December 1, 2017

Urinal Effect

When a group of people are faced with a row of seats or something similar, those people will tend to sit in every other seat so as not to be creepy to the other people

Comes from the unspoken etiquette of men’s bathrooms that states that they can never use a urinal next to one that another man is using.

“I can’t sit down in any of these seats or I’ll be creepy! I’ve fallen victim to the Urinal Effect!”

by The Ginger Snap no. 2 June 2, 2018