Universal Commercial Time

The time at which no matter what channel you turn to, there will be a commercial running.

Bill: " The commercials on this channel are longer than the program. Turn it to something else."

Steve (after turning it to several other channels, all with commercials): " It must be Universal Commercial Time.

by Huckball August 16, 2010

Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.

Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.

by ThePerfectionist November 15, 2010

universal life

the sky, the land, the sea, everything everyone has and can see but are normally ignorant and take it for granted

I opened up the universal life for a day and suddenly life seems great

by crease crease February 19, 2017

universal genocide

It's generally assumed to state the total and undeniable death of all life within the universe, and to a lesser extent the end of reality as we know it.

"Universal genocide is the name of the game" A game I hope no one will never win.

by Haagan Daz January 5, 2018

Universal Donor

A universal donor is one out of four human blood groups. They can donate their blood to all the others.

Dude A: "Dude, my dad's a blood group O!"
Dude B: "Thats amazing. I guess he is a universal donor then. Too bad he can only receive blood from his own group."

by smallsciencefacts May 4, 2018

Universal NAY NAY

1.When you yeet so hard it becomes a UNIVERSAL NAY NAY
2. When everyone nay nays at the same time

"bruh, you just yeeted every one"
"they just got UNIVERSAL NAY NAYED"

by GOPNIK GOD June 8, 2018

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY

UNIVERSAL CURRENCY-The Universal Currency is a "Booster Currency" evolved to increase any and all multi-currencies but particularly the US Dollar based upon a tertiary system of Potential, Product and Promissory; this monetary system never declines and always increases in interest(s) and is collateraled by a specified value, "Living Will" and Degree of Trust(s) that is evident in the Sovereign Practice of this/these Competent Transaction(s) formulated on the PSM-Universal (Private Stock Market).

The "Universal" is the official Universal Currency of Liddell's M.S.E. & Referral Agency in the United States of America, a "Sovereign Nation" backed by its proclivity to Transact the Universal Will through the Universe's inclination of/for Potential.

by SCIENTIST February 5, 2019