The pimp of all pimps. a pimp that works for personal gain instead of money. Usually the one person in the group of friends that is the most persuasive, can get anyone to go out with him without even trying. Always has something to do, even when it's just nothing, he can make it seem important.
Situation A:
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.
Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.
Sal: Should I buy it?
person1: heres some money, buy it now. I just wont eat dinner.
Situation B:
Person1: I need to study for finals...
Sal: I'm going to see a movie.
person1: ok, I'll go with you.
person2: I'll drive.
person1: NO! I WANT TO DRIVE HIM!
person2: with what? yur bike?
person1: yes...
Sal: its ok, I'll fly. I persuaded the laws of gravity to not apply to me. i can do that because I'm ultra pimp
person3: yup, Sal is Ultra pimp.
by Manuel Aka: The Spy August 08, 2006
it's when you are about to climax, and you give your partner one finishing
blow, usually followed by a groan or a grunt.
blow, usually followed by a groan or a grunt.
by Dirty_Sanchez August 17, 2005
When a guy is so straight that he is only attracted to lesbian girls because straight girls like cock and that's gay
Austin: Yo Aiden, look at the girl over there she's so hot. Go ask her out
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
Aiden: Dude, she's gotta be lesbian because I'm ultra straight
by The McLaughlin Family May 03, 2021
A person who really puts themselves out to the world—no hiding their light under a bushel! Someone who finds opportunity and success easily using their natural talents and abilities.
Hey Cam has ultra-moxie after securing us free tickets and dinner for four of us at that new restaurant—and for free even!
by ReyMon! October 12, 2019
See Basking
The ultimate version of basking; usually intended, rather than unknowing, by the baskee to show if something takes effort or one cannot be arsed.
The ultimate version of basking; usually intended, rather than unknowing, by the baskee to show if something takes effort or one cannot be arsed.
by Ryan / Linda February 26, 2009
Someone that has no idea what he is doing, and can't help you in any way without becoming more lost. Usually Ultra nubs have the name Chris
by Ultra Nub December 10, 2019
by bzerk55 May 11, 2016