Lay's University

The place to go when an entity (generally a corporation) needs to master the art of putting air when it doesn't belong.

Lay's potato chip bags are mostly empty and most of the volume of the bag is air

Person A: "What's up with this cereal? Half the box is air! Fucking plastic waste!"
Person B: "They studied at Lay's University and learned the art of putting air where it doesn't belong"

by FreddyLibberton April 15, 2023

Girth University

The ultimate achievement of one’s group

That kid was must be in Girth University What a great guy

by Girth University February 18, 2018

Steven Universe

Steven universe is a show about lesbian space rocks.

Person 1: Hey do you watch Steven Universe?
Person 2: No, what’s it about?
Person 1: Lesbian Space rocks

by Taylor Lapidot October 26, 2019

Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020

FPT University

The best tech university in Vietnam. Actually, the best marketing university in Vietnam. FPT University has super speed slow wifi connection, a large parking spaces with small to no spots available, equipped with lifts that students aren't allowed to use or no lifts at all, you have to pay for tickets if you wanna join in school's events, very high tuition fee for online learning, also a huge number of freshmen joins the university while there are not enough classrooms, bad design websites and buggy exam programs. It is the most loved school in Vietnam.

Dit me truong lon FPT (Fuck FPT University).
He goes to FPT University, he must be a fuck boy.

by fpt software November 19, 2022

Nigger University

Prison, penal institution, penitentiary, reformatory, slammer

Poor old Tyrone, got busted again for mugging little old ladies. He be headed for Nigger University.

by Exhalted Owl April 15, 2010

Maastricht University

In a few words: International university, Germany central, nerds central, dutch frat guys central, PBL method, bikes infested.
The only university capable of driving its students into nerds. Even the hopeless ones.

No matter where Maastricht Uni students have studied before/afterwards, UM will always remain the hardest one for them.

Maastricht university is so hard.

by mojito February 3, 2013