Inappropriate Touching Tuesday

Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.

I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!

by *?*47 April 15, 2011

Torching

Sticking a blowtorch up your ass and turning it on. Basically the new way to vape

Person 1: Yo you ready to go torching?

Person 2: Yeah man I’m sick of vaping. Let’s torch one up.

by TorchNation January 16, 2019

Touching Grass

Personally, Something I highly recommend you do.

"You have been playing Minecraft for days now, I think you should be touching grass."

by Cool ore March 10, 2022

Touching France

The act of putting one finger up the 'pink' and the other the 'stink' and pressing them together so that all that is dividing them is a thin wall.
Reminiscent of the time when the Channel Tunnel was nearly completed and the English engineers 'touched hands' with the French engineers behind the rock.

It got rather kinky last night with my wife Barbara. I was touching France while we embraced and she was putty in my hands.

by Lucifer Corn Beef November 2, 2008

Touchings

small eats, snacks to have with strong alcoholic beverages.

Can i get some pickle as touchings.
Where are the touchings.
I will buy the touchings.
Who the fuck is bringing the touchings

by snazzed June 24, 2011

olympic torching

the act of passing a pipe without having to relight it, because an ember remains burning. Involving two or more people, olympic torching requires the ability to smoke and then pass the pipe quickly, without allowing the lit ember to go out.

Guy 1: Hey are you guys smoking a bowl?
Guy 2: Yeah but don't light it again, we're olympic torching it.

Quick, pass that olympic torch.

by yeah_yeah_yeah March 8, 2009

touching the unicorn

To reach a state of devine inebriation.

Somebody is said to be touching the unicorn when at the peak of a psychedelic drug trip.

Morgan took just enough magic mushrooms to be nicely touching the unicorn.

This acid is weak mate you told me i would be touching the unicorn after only half a tab. give me my money back

by paranoidburnleycurtaintwitcher July 30, 2011