30 second tor up

Is when a wife cheats on her husband with another guy who is gross himself and ends up with blue balls cause she didn't want to finish sucking his scaly dick

Wow your kidding she must know what to do to give you a 30 second tor up

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

lar tor n

lar tor n, just lar tor n.

Dying man seeing the gates of heaven:
"I can see the end of the horizon.....LAR??"

"it is i, the great lar tor n."

And lar tor n takes the dying man to the pearly gates of heaven.

by CyborgTallinn March 11, 2024

Tor

This guy FUCKS. If this guy visits you in your house he might just fuck your mother without you even noticing.

Oh, did i mention? This guy has a world record in having the THICKEST dick in the whole world.

"Hey should we meet up with Tor?"
"Nah, he will just bang the shit out of our girls"

by Heyjonasmothernicetomeetyahehe November 23, 2021

Tor arne

UGLY mean mf that dosent care abt any other peoples feelings

Tor Arne is a mean mf

by SHUT THE FUGG UP SONDRE November 22, 2021

Can,tor

You can do it, not can’t...do it

You can,tor do that last set of bench

by Frenchfries30mins June 12, 2018

Tor-Helge

A guy that gets all the pussy, gets so much pussy that he has the username "pussyslayer69" reserved.
A real G, all woman would fuck him.

"Oh did you guys see Tor-Helge, that six-pack is fukin fab"

"Tor-Helge is the best sex-partner I've had"

by emrik gorbachov February 25, 2021

Sen Ten Tor?

A joke that your significant other wouldn’t understand.

I can’t believe Jen doesn’t understand Sen Ten Tor?

by Xdian135 June 1, 2024