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taking a shaw

Derived from the latin word sha, which means explosive diarrhea. The term differs from the phrase taking a shit because of the shear explosiveness of the action. The term is often used to get out of work for a week or more.
Man, I have been taking a shaw all freakin day. You can count on me not coming to work for at least the next 3 weeks. If you need me I will be watching Dexter.
by jesters November 30, 2009
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Toking Points

1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.

2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.

(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.

2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
by T. Panda February 9, 2013
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Taking a Mendy

Fapping during a Skype-call.
Guy 1: *get's quiet*
Guy 2: Hey man, why did you go so quiet?
Guy 1: *making some weird noises*
Guy 2: Are you taking a Mendy?
Guy 1: Maybe....
by Friskfaksen November 11, 2014
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Taking The Bait

When you get angry at something that was done to get you mad in the first place
Fisher: Fortnite is better than PlayerUnknown's BattleGrounds!
PUG Player:FORTNITE SUCKS FUCK YOU!1!1
This guy is taking the bait.
by Limess September 29, 2018
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Taking a Joey

When someone at work takes a shit for 40 plus minutes.
by Timmyturtle May 22, 2019
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taking a mean shit

The act of taking an extremely gratifying dump often resulting in extensive odor, grotesque size, and/or substantial clean up to oneself or facility.
Johnny Shatt, grimacing comically at his two friends at Bob's Big Boy, knew he pushed the limits having eaten 2 burgers, both friends' french fries, and a chocolate shake. Now, it was time to leave his final farewell to the restaurant...TAKING A MEAN SHIT! This final act would be the highlight to a beautiful evening with the lads.
by ShawShankPrison February 17, 2023
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Midnight Toking

The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.
by TittyCream November 6, 2012
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