Chris

Just an average name. No huge cocks, attractive bodies or sexy voices it's just a goddamn name nothin special
" Chris is nothing special!" said Chris as he looked up his name on Urban Dictionary
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The only guy in the world i have ever felt this way about. It's true love and he is amazing. He is the sweetest guy i have ever met and i couldnt ask for a better guy in my life. He is adorable and has the most amazing curly hair. Anyone that would ever pass up a guy like this is insanely crazy. He makes me laugh more than anyone else in the entire world and i can spend hours just talking to him and never running out of things to say. He is beautiful on the inside and out and if you ever have a Chris losing it would be the worst possible thing to ever happen to anyone. He has this power to make any girl that he gives time to feel like you really mean something to someone and its the best feeling ever imagined. I love you Chris <3
See the guy over there, he is amazing and mine.....Thats my Chris get your own bitches...!!!
by StimpylovesRen March 18, 2011
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The cheapest guy on earth. He would sell his own limbs for a price. This is the guy that totals up his and his wife's share of the bill at the restaurant and forgets they had all that wine, but thinks that he is a generous son-of-a-bitch. He's the guy that will rip off his friends and his family to save a buck. He is a hoarder of course and lives like a bum but has copious amounts of money that he will never spend. He has no friends left in the world as he has ripped them all off and they all eventually caught on. He is a sociopath but somehow has escaped jail, as he is curiously lucky. He thinks he deserves more than he has and is a bitter bag of shit. Everyone that knows a Chris loathes him is waiting for Chris to die so that their lives will be better.
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Who the fudge are you?!

I'm Chris
by Jockergnome October 08, 2011
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Chris

An annoying guy that thinks he's so cool. He's a furry and likes men. We all love him for who he is, especially Ben.

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I "Love" Chris for who he is.
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best guy at under-the-influence sex. will never need viagra. Also, sometimes loves to scare kids with chainsaws. has a very attractive tush
chainsaw noise...
there's chris
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Chris is an extrodinary guy who is like no others. He is not just the typical guy you meet. He brings laughter and light into many people's lives and has an extremely well sense of himself. He is known for being very intense at times, but can also be very silly. He is immensely unique in the way he dresses and acts, which also adds to making him even more unforgettable. Someone named Chris is usually an incredible musician, person, and boyfriend.

If you have Chris, you better hold onto him because he is very rare, truly loyal and compassionate. He will also tell you whatever is on his mind.

Note: Guys named Chris typically have very intense chemistry with girls named Megan. (Especially ones with blonde hair who enjoy coffee and dancing.)
Megan: You're my Chris
by meg593 December 28, 2010
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