to do calvin kleins

set up and snore lines of coke and ketamine

...whereas nobody knows which line is which, thus a kind of (non-lethal yet wicked russian roulette) - as seen and heard at london party last weekend

by swazi_london August 28, 2005

To do a sebastian

To masturbate in public bathrooms

He tried to do a sebastian but was caught by the teachers

by @mrkulci September 4, 2018

to do a sumeett/sanjiv

to be a 50 year old who wanks to young male children but has no testicles so when he has an orgasm it is an explosion of piss. following this he releases a load of shit from his saggy anus.

Other things classed as doing a sanjiv/sumeet is liying lots, being paki filth, (nigger stain),being fat, having annoying brothers, being a retard. sucking ur mums cock

i smell a nigger, nigger stain, nigger book
to do a sumeett/sanjiv is to suck cock

by penis butt September 14, 2008

to do an almond

to lick a nut. can you check to see if uh, anybody... pull up skype just a minute. no no you dont have to check it mister man

dude, he was totally doing an almond last night.
"to do an almond"

by XLtroubadours of pyrhicc win August 4, 2008

To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.

What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.

by Lionking69 June 1, 2017

To do a Tanzie

When ur edgy af and put coal around your eyes instead of eyeliner.

To do a Tanzie: “My liner’s empty and I didn’t have time to buy a new one, so I just put fuckin’ coal around my eyes instead”

by Iv3 August 29, 2018

to do memes

Describes the activity you were doing when you just look at memes.

Hey bro, what are you doing?
I'm just doing memes
Cool, I'm going to do memes in a second aswell

by Cave Hunter October 1, 2018