Tagen Thornton

Well you see Tagen Thornton is a whore that should never be trusted

She is Tagen Thornton

by Gerald Jerald Garrison May 31, 2022

allyssa thornton

your local basic white girl except for shes british

jess- omg allyssa look what dini just sent me
allyssa- hahaha omg so funny he is so stupid i like jack hes my bf
jess- I thought abu was?
allyssa- not anymore
aqxa/ryan- (in american accent) hi guys why did you invite me
allyssa thornton- omg guess what jixsy just told me?
aqxa- what?

jess- jixsy just asked allyssa out
aqxa- doesnt he look like a truck
*julian joins*
julian- kys allyssa
allyssa- well how bout u? *kicks julian but julians joins back*
julian- i was just kidding
jess- go away mate you fanny tickler
aqxa- what does that mean
allyssa- oh shut up ryan go away with your double standards!!!!
aqxa- huh wym by double standards?
*ryan and julian get kicked*
julian- i recorded that whole thing. wanna see it?
ryan- uhh ig?
julian- look on tiktok

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

allyssa thornton

allyssa if u be reading this i dont like u anymore u a thotty for dating dini (not even he dont like u anymore)

allyssa thornton: omg we will be together forever
also allyssa thornton: eww you look like a deformed pterdactyl

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 13, 2023

bama thornton

When you jack off to horse cocks and make memes of Tim walz cause J.D. Vance got caught fucking a couch

Hey man sorry I couldn’t hang last night I was up all night pulling a bama thornton maybe we can chill later this week.

by Alabama man 666 August 11, 2024

carter Michael thornton

Carter Michael thornton is a bitch ass nigga who sucks fat fucking chode for a living

Carter Michael thornton a bitch nigga

by Carter Michael thornton October 3, 2022

a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT

You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.

by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025