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mask technician

n. New career for a new world. Person who makes, fits and repairs face masks.

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Stay in school son. With marks like those you could soon be pulling down some big bucks as a mask technician.
by gnostic3 March 20, 2021
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National Pharmacy Technician Day

Today is actually a holiday to celebrate how awesome JOSHUA MICHAEL KAVAN is. The name is just a cover up so the world won't go insane because the holiday is that amazing. People lie and say is national pharmacy technician day because no one gives a fuck about that. So put on your party hats and celebrate joshua michael kavan is amazing day!!!!
joshua michael kavan is way better then national pharmacy technician day.
by fackfacktime October 25, 2011
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GE Test Technician

Usually the smartest people at PTO, work on multi million dollar jet engines. Run engines while fucking your girl. Most often than not have huge dicks and always in the DMs of your bitch. Doesn't need a union because they don't have to fight for their worth, it is already known. Best job in southern Ohio
"did you see that GE test technician?" Yeah that GE test Technician is sod and has a huge dick.

"Yeah, she left me for a GE test Technician."

"Wow, that GE test Technician made me cum 7 times last night"
by TheGETestTech September 24, 2019
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vibe technician

A vibe technician is another term for a great DJ. Usually, vibe technicians are the type of DJ to get everyone at the venue lit asf. They can also be your fairy-ass mother/father and play songs to make sure you and others get laid after the party.
Person 1: Man, Blaise is a great DJ! I gotta have him DJ my party.
Person 2: He isn't just a DJ, he's a vibe technician. He's the best of the best!
by huracan13 November 14, 2022
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vaginal technician

A vaginal technician is the proper name for a male pornstar or anyone who is fluent in the art of the vagina
Ron Jeremy is a classic and well know vaginal technician
by albinoswag September 3, 2016
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Cable Technician

Typically a man/ he/him

Appearance: Balding 👩 🦲 ponytail

Carhart & Red Wing Boots . Farmers Tan & white chicken legs.
Personality: The world revolves around him, doesn’t like to cuddle, has a cable tool addiction, fixes everything with zip ties, and pees in a bottle he drank the day before.

Likes to point out homes he has preformed any tasks at! Constantly points out “bad cable jobs”. Thinks his work, is the work of God! Isn’t friends with any of the other “cable guys”. Has fallen off a pole once or twice in his life! Doesn’t think that using a harness is necessary! His only selfies are those at the top of their ladder!

Problem has poop stains and is never on time!
A Cable Technician is a human that smells like ass and is covered in asbestos!
by Canyoufeelthelovetonight October 27, 2022
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Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.
Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.
by el boogie April 11, 2020
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