Steel Wool Slip-and-slide

(Similar to a Mustache Ride)

A four play act in which a man with a large (generally course) beard pleasures a females genitals with his tongue while rubbing his beard against it.

Generally done by intoxicated, lusty, middle aged men who take great pride in the thickness and coursness of their beards to the great displeasure of their partners.

Beth: Man I got drunk with Marks Dad last night and the mutha fucker gave me the the ole "Steel Wool Slip-and-slide" I wont be able to feel my pussy for days."

Dale:Oh ya, see that ole couger at the bar Joe? She's got a real nice wiggle to her and barely any birthin scars. Yap, I might let her take a trip down the steel wool slip-and-slide tonight if she's lucky.

by Erutious August 16, 2010

Donkey Punch Slip and slide

When engaged in anal sex(over a table or a bench top)and the man is about to ejaculate, he quickly punches her in the back of the head(to knock her out) and withdraws his penis ejaculating all over her chest when she is unconscious. Then he grabs one shoulder and the opposite leg and slides her across the table or bench(While she is still unconscious). With the assistance of the semen all over her chest she should be able to slide off the table with a decent throw.

Bob: I gave Doris Donkey punch Slip and slide Yesterday. The children were asking why there was so much Broken glass.

by Jesus' dog :3 November 19, 2011

slip n slide pussy

A flange that a dick can slide in and out with ease, and sometimes the penis may slip out

That girl had a slip n slide pussy, my dick slipped out

by Plastic Octopus October 21, 2015

New Mexico Slip-in-slide

The practice of pissing into someones anus, then forcefully fisting said anus.

Jessica's suggestion of trying a New Mexico Slip-in-slide on Brandon was the final straw in their relationship.

by ForidaMan October 19, 2015

Serbian Slip N' Slide

1. When you are doing a chick from behind on a linoleum floor, as you about to cum, pull out and jizz in an arch over her onto the floor in front of her. After doing so, immediately push her down and into the jizz, effective creating a jizz and linoleum Slip N' Slide.

2. The best real life application of your childhood memories.

1. "Dude, I finally accomplished the Serbian Slip N' Slide and she hit her forehead on the door."

2. "Last night I was doing a Serbian Slip N' Slide and she slid across the kitchen floor into my roommates' room."

by Some Serbian Guy December 12, 2010

california slip n slide

when your getting head and a girl pukes on your dick and uses it as lube

stephanie was so drunk that she threw up so jack forced her to perform a california slip n slide.

by OG Beach Crew December 9, 2008

Post-natal slip and slide

The having of sex with the resulting wound after an Episiotomy, like a hotdog sliding through a bun.

Brian was promised a post-natal slip and slide after Haley’s birth.

by Moooosa January 10, 2020