Somebody who looks on the brink of death due to exhaustion, (therefore looking like a lady who is ancient as hell) this can usually be fixed by an alarm clock and a sensible bed time.
Rosie hasn’t been sleeping due to family issues, the principle pulled her in and called her a haggard old lady. How DARE she look after her family. An alarm clock is overdue for certain.
by Irishasafupa September 4, 2023
Get the haggard old ladymug. People who’s names start with a d, go to bed really early, too young to drink, like country music, like old movies like the Titanic, and they bully people
by ushdhehshd May 22, 2022
Get the Old but young ladymug. by DrSponge July 15, 2024
Get the Fowl: Fat Old White Ladymug. by Mijopod December 18, 2017
Get the rolling old ladiesmug. When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.
Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.
by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023
Get the Old White Lady Syndromemug. by Hswan33 May 6, 2018
Get the handling the old ladymug. -An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.
by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020
Get the old lady's cupboardsmug.