lick the oven

To cheat on someone. Like the phrase bite the dust this phrase isn’t really taken literally.

Should I lick the oven with Michael?

by MichelleHays June 7, 2018

lick the stick

A sexual move where a person licks up a guy's dick

Megan just had to lick the stick with Jake, such a whore

by Fuck.you.all October 29, 2018

lick the kitty

To lick the kitty is to perform cunnilingus. The kitty is specifically the vagina.

It is usually used by girls who are afraid to say pussy or are trying to beat around the bush.

She said she wouldn't give me a BJ unless I lick the kitty first.

by PlugItIn June 24, 2015

Lick the spoon

To black out due to hard partying resulting in temporary (or permanent) mind loss. Originally derived from someone licking the spoon used to mix chemicals that make up window pane etc... but can be used when refering to a long and hard night of drinking.

Wow, it looks like Neil is gonna lick the spoon tonight.

by Antonio Blah Blah April 22, 2006

Lick The Floor

The chain reaction caused by B Rab licking the floor of his 11th grade Chemistry classroom

"Have you licked the floor yet?"
"Yes, I made out with Matt who made out with Alyssa who made out with Bobby who made out with Taylor who made out with B Rab who was the one to lick the floor."

by Pobjfk April 22, 2018

Lick The Ween

Licking the Male Genitals. ie. lick my shlong.

"Go down town find a homeless man, and lick the ween."

"This place licks the ween."

by uncle tupelo April 8, 2006

lick the bown

the action which encompasses a tounge being pressed against a "bown" and moving most likely upwards past the "bown"

she made me lick the bown.

by Nou January 26, 2003