sticky librarian

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently stroke your red rocket behind them until you shoot your hot yogurt in their hair without getting caught.

The wife was pissed cause I wouldn't leave her alone while she read. So I acted like I left to give her some space. Just as she was comfortable and focused I gave her the ol' Sticky Librarian!

by Fat C April 19, 2022

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The dirty librarian

A sex act where the woman or respective bottom reads a book while the man or respective top has sex with them in an attempt to disrupt their reading.

I gave my girlfriend the dirty librarian last night while she was reading

by Supergirlglue September 12, 2024

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The Librarian's Touch

With a simple touch, the librarian can bestow good fortune on an unsuspecting library visitor.

She gave me the librarian's touch and I was healed of my many maladies

by KFBR392 August 1, 2022

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rose the librarian

A boy who needed a nickname.

“Hey what’s that guys name?”
“I don’t know but I heard someone call him rose the librarian”

by Blue Younicorn December 4, 2017

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You're doing a girl in the library from behind. Her hair tied up, glasses on. Skirt long and pushed up. Right before you nut she wheals around and clamps your cock between the pages of Homer's Odyssey and you cum on her tits.

Man, I went to the library last night and the bitch by the Dewey Decimal system box made me give her The Angry Librarian. I think I nutted on the part where Odysseyus shot that cyclops dude in the eye.

by Schimmel72 May 5, 2025

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