J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice)

A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.

The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.

Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!

The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.

by Gester Ghost September 24, 2010

on the J train

Believing all the Jesus stuff so much that your life will never be the same. Lots of people think that they have kicked themselves off of the J train (guilt) but as soon as they start thinkin' bout Jesus again, they realize that they are back on board.

He's not druggin or thuggin anymore cause he's on the J train. And if he starts druggin or thuggin again it probably won't be for long cause he seems like he's always on the J train.

by JP Quinlan September 3, 2008

me when the j is sus😳

A phrase one says when something happens and they can relate to it when the j is sus.

Person #1: Dude, that guy just blew up the Taco Bell toilet!
Person #2: Bro, this is literally me when the j is sus😳.

by lmaolmao3500 February 3, 2022

Jim Jam the J-man

the culest dj out foo. he aint got nobody tellin him wut ta do. he sa fly and sa sexaiii. i wish i was jus like him yknow? he gunna be rippin up da beats for yeers and yeers. and he da smartest mutha fucka wen it coms to evrythin, espesialy trivial pursuit. becuz u no wen he get started on dat, he gon beat yo ass strait up. he da best guy u wil eva meet. he is jus dat great .

Jim Jam the J-man will beet sarahs ass all day in some good trivial pusuit

Jim Jam the J-man is absoloutley dropping these beats on there bak and makin dem sound sick yo... yeah

by NOT-JIM-JAM-THE-JMAN December 6, 2012

getting the j done

Hooking up with a chick, random or not, and getting her in the sack. If she's dtf, your getting that j done. Aww yeah.

Yo dude, did were you getting the j done with the girl! Dude you're a fuckin' player!

by Smelly D January 5, 2009

The Jelly J

The act of taking a huge dump on your friends face when he is passed out on the couch after a party then having another friend jizz on his face and mixing it around with his dick making a jelly paste. then having your friend wake up and smacking two pieces of bread to each side of his face and yelling JELLY J.

We gave our friend the Jelly J last night after that huge ripper!

by G.G.J.L.J.N September 19, 2009

Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009