noun -- used whenever an old person is impeding your progress, either on the road or on the sidewalk, when you can't easily get around and are stuck in slow motion.
by Sanderling October 1, 2006
Get the geezer jammug. A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the occasional win, who doesn't have to ask mommy or daddy for money to buy the latest game, who doesn't have to get permission to stay up late and play online ( .... well, a kitchenpass from the spouse may be required). A gamer who ... "back in my day, we didn't have gameboys. We had to walk in 3 feet of snow, uphill both ways, just to play Donkey Kong". A gamer from the era of Atari, Commodore 64, and the TI 99.
You just got schooled old man ... you must be a geezer gamer. I just pwned your @%*&ing ass you geezer gamer.
by DstrucTIonS July 10, 2005
Get the geezer gamermug. by Summer O' Flannigan February 21, 2009
Get the Geezer-rockmug. by FlemNasty July 30, 2013
Get the Geezer Pleasermug. At around age 60 your testicles begin to sag to your knees and sweet profusely. Some people my think the gentleman pissed his pants but rarely the case.
Well shit.. I thought Zack pissed is pants again but it was just his dam geezer nuts. Somebody grab him a napkin.
by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017
Get the geezer nutsmug. Unknown Geezer also referred to as ''Pizza Guy'' is a commonly used noun in the UK to describe an unknown male who appears at peoples houses at 9pm and does an unknown deed.
Adam watch out for unknown geezer I heard he is lurking tonight
Easton caught the unknown geezer and identified him as Luke
Easton caught the unknown geezer and identified him as Luke
by Benny2Trappy March 6, 2022
Get the Unknown Geezermug. by Rysenberg Blue April 25, 2023
Get the Pyramid of Geezermug.