Desk Pop

The act of firing your gun while sitting at your desk.

I performed my first desk pop today.

by Adonaii August 9, 2010

Measure a Desk

To attend some kind of function, do some kind of activity or task with your significant other that you would rather not do, but have to. An obligation that must be attended with your significant other that you would prefer not to attend but must.

"I'd love to come to your football party, but I have to measure a desk..."

by wallyTour September 21, 2009

depression desk

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

by toble December 22, 2021

desk phantom

A worker who is usually exempt and working project hours which can be any time during the day or evening. They often live at their desk, have minifridges and coffee makers there. They disappear often during the day without being noticed and come back to work late hours. Their job is very solitary and they are so seldom seen that seeing them is like seeing a phantom.

The opposite of a desk phantom is a desk mannequin who is usually more visible, and more customer facing.

We just saw John coming in at 2 with coffee and his van was in the parking lot all last night. We think he's working on the bank acquisition code but you'll have to ask Francine his boss about that. The guy is a real desk phantom.

by johngagon February 25, 2010

desk raving

Attempting to get that Friday afternoon feeling whilst remaining at your desk. Actions may include waving of arms, tapping of fingers and nodding of head

"Look her with her drum and bass music on, she must be desk raving...."

by Bexina Beana December 9, 2007

Desk Spillage

When items from the desk next to you overlap onto yours, creating mild inconvenience for you...

Can consist of pencils, jotters, textbooks or any common desk objects.

person 1: (takes out jotters, they slide onto the next desk)
person 2: dude, clear up your desk spillage!

by JordanDevenny November 30, 2011

desk banana

A desk banana is a banana that you bring to an office job with the intention of eating, but instead leave on your desk until it overripens and is tossed. The banana becomes a symbol of your failure to follow through with better eating habits.

Person 1: "That banana has been on your desk all day. Aren't you going to eat it?"
Person 2: "Nah, it's just a desk banana. You want it? If not, I'm probably gunna toss it."

by ar42dent October 7, 2013