Floats the boat in your river

What gets a girl wet and creates a flow of vaginal discharge; enough to float a boat.

You have some weird fetishes but whatever floats the boat in your river

by Billam7 January 25, 2020

The bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing.

A response to the phrase "it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean".

Implies that "size matters".

Woman - "Wow dude, that's a really below average penis."

Man - "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean!"

Woman - "Maybe. But the bigger the boat, the smoother the sailing."

by Dakron July 11, 2014

row the boat

- a sexual act where an individual sits in between two men and stroking one d*ck (represent the first oar) with one hand and the other d*ck (representing the second oar) with their other hand and doing so in a rowing motion similar to how you'd row a regular boat

- "rowing the boat" can also be performed with more than three people as you can have a larger "boat" where there's more "oars" available with more people stroking them in a rowing motion

I had a threesome last night. We all got naked and I sat in between the two guys and started to row the boat for us.

by tomriddle69 September 17, 2017

jump the boat

To not look before you leap, to take action before thinking.

“Slow down, Kiddo. You’re starting to jump the boat,”

by KennyTheGoneOne April 22, 2018

load the boat

To recruit a large number of people towards your cause.

If we’re gonna get Karen fired we’re gonna have to ask everyone in the department to document her recent behavior, you know, load the boat

by Dr. Tampa August 6, 2019

just off the boat

naive, simple

He acts like he is just off the boat.

by Choonik Kwon January 6, 2004

Rowin The Boat

When one or more people sticks their hands out the window of a vehicle and simulates rowing a boat with an oar. It is a hilarious way of teasing people who are driving slower than they should.

Your driving 55 in a 45 and you pass another driver that is doing 40. The passenger sticks his arms out the window and starts Rowin The Boat.

by iApex April 12, 2009