Blob

A Blob is someone who is not only over-weight, but as well as an overall jerk to the vast majority of people.

You Blob!

by Snuffleuffleguss December 20, 2018

blob

a fat creature who eats people and can not choose his ethnicity. he also says the word chode obsesively.and wears bright colors

here comes blob runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by mrs yuck March 27, 2005

blob

A less pompous version of the word blog.

Jeremy writes a blob because his essays are so well researched and long that they can't be inserted onto a chat board. They deserve a collecting bin of their own.

by definitionofbear August 7, 2010

blob by blob commentary

sitting in the garage and gazing at a lava lamp, while monty does a play by play commentary on the lumps of lava floating around the lamp to annoy bogan.

"and that blobs out of here!" "monty im sick of your blob by blob commentary"

by the ultimate secret January 21, 2007

Muffin blob

The mass of testicles that are created when multiple males rest their scrota on a female's (or male's) head or face.

Spencer's eyes, nose, mouth, and right ear were completely covered by a muffin blob last Thursday night.

by 7200A December 5, 2007

Pavement Blob

A person who blocks the pavement (or sidewalk) either by being incredibly fat, carrying bags or wearing an insanely massive coat while walking slowly and being totally oblivious to people behind them trying to get passed.

person at home: Dude where were you all this time? you said you'd be here an hour ago.

Person at the door: Don't even get me started! I was all on time until I got blocked by this pavement blob in front of me who had her headphones on and it sure wasn't an exercise tape she was listening to!!!

person at home: Yeah I totally hate pavement blobs

Person at the door: Me too, so quit being a door blob and let me in!!

by Ad.Co January 26, 2010

Green blob

Dream

Dream is a green blob

by Coopwastaken March 27, 2021