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The Washington Handshake

While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020
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the washing machine crispy

When you need to match the food to make it crispy.
by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023
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The Washington Hot Pocket

The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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The Washington Fermenter

The act of shoving grapes up your partners ass, making them clench until the grapes turn to liquid, plugging them, and fucking them to the desired time, then draining the poorly fermented grape juice into a cup, drinking half, and spitting the rest into their mouth for them to enjoy.
"I tried the Washington fermenter with my boyfriend, held it for about 2 days!"

"What the fuck, Deborah?"
by CJ, the master of Hepatitis. January 7, 2026
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swallowing the washing

where a female wearing some tights shorts or trousers is showing her underwear riding up her bottom crack
by big criss February 22, 2009
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Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.
Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.
by NotABanana August 13, 2015
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