voodoo doll

a torture device used for cunts or someone you hate; new best friend

Inflicting pain on this voodoo doll is priceless for me, but not so much for Nicole

by Alyce Cont December 31, 2022

asian voodoo

an act where an Asian pulls off eastern black magic in the name of honor

I would've won the sword fight, but Jace used his Asian voodoo to win.

by codeman9028 May 14, 2014

voodoo people

slang: term for people who do what you tell them, people who follow what you do; posers.

Derived from misinterpreted lyrics from a song from "The Prodigy" of the same name.

All of a sudden, Alexis and her friends stopped wearing their fall out boy shirts and now they're wearing slayer tees and tripp pants. They're such voodoo people!

by freqazoid March 5, 2008

Bad Voodoo

Bad voodoo- adj.- 1.Describing something bad that has just happened.
2.Describing the feeling that something bad is going to happen.

1. What she did to you last week was some bad voodoo.
2. He just punched that bouncer, we are in for some very bad voodoo.

by STRUCKDOWN December 10, 2003

voodoo stew

a term generally used by gay men used to describe the discharge that comes out of one's ass the morning following an evening of anal sex, particularly while in the toilet.

i went to take a shit this morning, but it was just a huge batch of voodoo stew.

by azul_77_00 August 17, 2007

voodoo punani

The art of a woman to use her excellent sexual skills to recieve unsloicited perks.

I wouldn't have paid for dinner, but her damn voodoo punani made me do it.

She has got the voodoo punani, because I just bought her a car.

by brucekey June 5, 2007

Voodoo Math

Also known as “Haiti Math”—voodoo is an unofficial religion practiced in Haiti. Math word problems that use zombies or monsters as their characters to teach dark problem solving.

An example of a grade two voodoo math question is: “The line graph shows the weekly number of zombies that were caught by the police during the six-week nationwide lockdown. Use the diagram to answer the following questions.

a) How many more zombies were caught in April than in May?
b) If the zombies were able to bite a victim before they were caught, what is the least number of zombie bites that took place during the entire lockdown?”

by MathPlus May 12, 2021