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Truman

A big dumb retarded nigger monkey baboon who jerks off, hula hoops, swings from tree to tree, and smokes that grown dark evil pack from Mandela County at the same time.
I want to go to the zoo and see a Truman.”
by 🦈🐢🦧 April 24, 2023
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Truman

A guy who gets painfully shy and western minded around females. One who doesn't want the world to know his secrets, like being a womanizer, getting his period at 21, and not having a mustache at 12. A puppet who doesn't know he's a puppet, says and does anything you tell him to.
That guy Truman must wear those coke bottle glasses whether plowing his field or fucking, no wonder he's got no kids at 50, they're good birth control. He wrote the article on the condo project because some girl who was not a sensitive or sentimental girl told him to.
by Solid Mantis January 8, 2019
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Trumanned

The act of being targeted for harassment that includes touchless assault by microwaves and the act of Gangstalking. It can be initiated by a government, wealthy third party/corporation, organized crime or local civic group. The Gangstalking tactics in particular originated from the COINTELPRO program the FBI created and declassified in the 1970's

The term Trumanned originated from the 1998 movie staring Jim Carey, were he became situationally aware his life was being controlled and choreographed. A feeling most victims of this abuse feel at times.
Dave is really freaking out. He started talking about getting hit with microwaves and being stalked by groups of people. Sounds like he's getting Trumanned, if you ask me...
by Cointelpro2zero.com April 30, 2020
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Truman

n) someone who knows all but knows nothing
adj) pertaining to someone who knows all but knows nothing
v) to explain things to someone who knows all but knows nothing
n) "You are definitely a Truman!"
adj) "He seems to exhibit very Truman behaviour"
v) "I want to Truman you and let you in on a secret"
by SquashedDuck September 20, 2016
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Truman Boller

2 midgets put together by a wizard to make this really uncomfortably tall highschool graduate. Though he’s creepily tall, he’s very funny and sweet. He’s very 50/50 with girls and has no idea what the right time is. ever. or the right thing to say. Truman also has no idea what no means, sometimes it leads to funny situations, over times you want to break his teeth. Over all, Truman is a very great friend. Please stop flirting with my friends :,)
Guy 1: Hey look it’s Truman Boller!!
Guy 2: Wow! He so tall!
Guy 3: He kinda looks like steve from stranger things if he was addicted to meth
by TaylorJane03 August 13, 2021
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Truman show

Theres a few things about the Truman show that fuck with your head. Jim Carrey is a somewhat tall actor, and you think of a Truman character as being a short guy with Napoleon's syndrome. Marlon seems more like a guy that would bring a 40 by and want to listen to reggae music after work than a white guy with blond hair who shows up with a 6 pack, if he's not an Italian guy that wants to talk business with you. It's not a bad movie, there are just a few inconsistencies about it.
The Truman Show is different than what you would think it would be.
by Solid Mantis October 6, 2020
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The Truman Show

Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....
Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."
by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023
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