If you think about it spongebob has a shitty life
1. His best friends a dumbass
2. His neighbors an asshole
3. His boss is a greedy little fuck that barley pays him
1. His best friends a dumbass
2. His neighbors an asshole
3. His boss is a greedy little fuck that barley pays him
by Catnos July 05, 2019
A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!
nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
You are a sponge bob if
1: Your laugh is gay as hell.
2: your friend is a starfish
3: you live in a pine apple.
4: if you never shut the fuck up!
1: Your laugh is gay as hell.
2: your friend is a starfish
3: you live in a pine apple.
4: if you never shut the fuck up!
Hey sponge bob, where your gay ass five armed fag? oh, he's in your pine apple? why dont you ever shut the fuck up you spongebob?
by Nestea Roxorz November 20, 2004
A square sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea in the Bikini Bottom. Works at the Krusty Krab for probably a penny a day. Hated by Squidward, and his best friend is Patrick Star. He's probably an adult who acts like a child most of the time, thus irritating Squidward a lot. Spongebob loves to blow bubbles, work at the Krusty Krab, and jellyfish. He also has a pet snail named Gary, who probably doesn't even like the sponge.
That being said, he's probably Asian, considering how he's yellow, does karate, and can't drive.
That being said, he's probably Asian, considering how he's yellow, does karate, and can't drive.
1. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!
2. You're so asian I'm going to call you Spongebob.
Spongebob Squarepants!
2. You're so asian I'm going to call you Spongebob.
by TheTruthPoster July 23, 2012
1.a nigga that wears square pants.
2.a krunk show that comes on Nickelodeon.
3.he lives in a pineapple unda the sea.
2.a krunk show that comes on Nickelodeon.
3.he lives in a pineapple unda the sea.
by Im Ready! July 16, 2004
Short sweet and to the point, Spongebob is the antichrist, sent here to poison the youth of the world.
by Griff March 24, 2005
by CPa SWR May 18, 2010