"Her fish mitten were dryer than Ghandi's Sandals"
by Gary Benton October 18, 2006
Any person, usually a man, that accuses others of ripping on his sandals, on purpose. Usually mentally unstable, and bi-curious.
by Tim38omb September 19, 2010
A male who wears sandals while hanging around women (i.e. their girlfriend, wife, etc) who aren't wearing sandals.
Last week, I saw this guy wearing sandals but his lady friend was wearing nike shoes. What a sandal fag!
by gaiares July 04, 2009
A terrible fashion choice. A BIG faux paux. I mean it's either too cold for sandals or too hot for sandals NEVER both, i mean REALLY.
Girl 1: Did u see Harold with socks and sandals?
Girl 2: Ughh yes, summers over winters over don't mix the two!
Girl 2: Ughh yes, summers over winters over don't mix the two!
by Jellala February 15, 2012
"I need to wear a third sandal for my penis when I take a shower. I often times get called Sandal Dick." - C. Deacon
by kazaam0 December 09, 2007
The name given to 40+ year old men, who wear sandals similar to that of Jesus, and other garments of inappropriate attire to inappropraite events such as Birthdays, Weddings, Funerals, School etc.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
Men of this nature are usually characterised by their 'knowledge' of useless facts, and tend to incoherently ramble on about subjects inappropriate to discussions taking place, such as "Talkign Physics to 4 yr old children at Playgroup"
Can be referred to J.S.
There goes Jesus Sandals, always cutting others lunch
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
That J.S. is driving me nuts, what does microwaves got to do with maths?
Look at the J.S. He needs to buy some better clothes
by Lover of Jesus May 18, 2009