tossing the salad

Licking someones anus usually when it has salad dressing on it.

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

by MyJustMeHere February 22, 2011

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toss the salad

To perform the act of eating out an asshole, usually in prison, with either jelly or syrup.

Interviewer: What do you do to the new guys, you know, the fresh meat.

Inmate: I make those bitches toss my salad.

by the Pope October 5, 2004

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The Saltine Cracker Challenge

A dumb game that where you choke on crackers because you put too many in your mouth at once.

Requires 5 crackers in one minute.

Damnit adam I dont want to go to safeway and buy nasty crackers to do the the saltine cracker challenge.

by Asianglows friend March 16, 2009

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the salt

anything that will turn a smile into a frown.
Can also be used as a verb: to be salted

Guy 1: "Tyler won the scratch lotto today, but he got a speeding ticket within the next hour."
Guy 2: "Thats the salt man."

by wheeler high November 19, 2007

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Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.

Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.

by IceCreamFucker February 4, 2010