Dave- "So how'd the date go dude?"
Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."
Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"
Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."
Tom- "Fucking fantastic! We saw a movie and went back to her place for dinner."
Dave-"Nice, what'd you have for dinner?"
Tom-"Lets just say I ordered the reuben."
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Get the Ordered the Reuben mug.Any internet meme or phenomenon which was both popular enough and has been around long enough that a random sampling of the Internet population would likely produce a majority of individuals who have already heard about it and moved on. Even though the subject of the meme may indeed be older than the inception of the World Wide Web, the phrase always refers to the meme itself.
The word "older" thus implies the use of hyperbole, because an Internet meme obviously cannot be older than its own medium of proliferation.
The phrase is most often invoked when said meme is regurgitated by n00bs who are taking their first wild drive on the "Information Superhighway"; or by idiots who refuse to admit that the meme is just no longer amusing.
Variations include: "As old as the Internet" or playfully misspelled: "Older than teh Interwebs"
The word "older" thus implies the use of hyperbole, because an Internet meme obviously cannot be older than its own medium of proliferation.
The phrase is most often invoked when said meme is regurgitated by n00bs who are taking their first wild drive on the "Information Superhighway"; or by idiots who refuse to admit that the meme is just no longer amusing.
Variations include: "As old as the Internet" or playfully misspelled: "Older than teh Interwebs"
Guy #1: "all your base are belong to us!"
Guy #2: "LOL! We get signal!"
Guy #3: "Main screen turn on!"
Guy #4: "I hope you lame-asses realize that AYB is older than the internet. GTFO."
n00b: "... and if you open it up, you get thirty-two double-A sized batteries! Check out this video if you don't believe me."
dude: "Don't tell me you actually believe that crap. That hoax is older than teh Interwebs."
PHB: "Can you change the email link here to one of those 3D spinning e's? 3D is the future, you know."
Underling: "Sir, 3D may be the future, but the spinning e animated GIF is as old as the Internet."
Guy #2: "LOL! We get signal!"
Guy #3: "Main screen turn on!"
Guy #4: "I hope you lame-asses realize that AYB is older than the internet. GTFO."
n00b: "... and if you open it up, you get thirty-two double-A sized batteries! Check out this video if you don't believe me."
dude: "Don't tell me you actually believe that crap. That hoax is older than teh Interwebs."
PHB: "Can you change the email link here to one of those 3D spinning e's? 3D is the future, you know."
Underling: "Sir, 3D may be the future, but the spinning e animated GIF is as old as the Internet."
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You can look at the menu; You cant talk about the menu; but you dont order off the menu.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
Jimmy: Were you ordering off the menu?
Brandon: Barely i just got some bread.
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