jesse mercer

The sexual act of ramming easy cheese into your anus, holding as long as possible, then releasing (often violently) your bowel's contents in and on another person's face.

Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo

by Dnods March 15, 2016

Mercer

Todd’s dead dog.

1. Mercer has a cloudy eye, patches of hair, and the breathe of an ass.

2. Put Mercer to sleep.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

Mercer

A below standard cricketer, who struggles in life and normally is ginger

Wow, who's that not playing this week, that'll be a mercer

by Gravy 123 May 5, 2023

Mercer

Another word for being a beta male, a complete bitch. He will do anything you want him to, and definitely won't get any pussy.

Alpha: 'Mercer, get me a coffee!'
Beta: 'Ok'
Alpha: 'Good bitch'

by cumslut6969 November 26, 2021

Ashlee Mercer

This chick will suck you up and down. She doesn’t believe in spitting she doesn’t like messes so she will Always swallow. Also she is a constant talk too no ends. Gets piped down on a regular. Ashlee’s need to be Heavily medicated. Loves mater Dei wrestling and constantly swings on there nuts. Is a lush drunk too.

Hey Do are you a coach ? My name is Ashlee Mercer feed me your meat.

by xxStudDaddyxxx January 4, 2020

Mercer

Well... this is probably a rather odd guy who you can’t exactly figure out. He’s really smart, like really smart. If you have a problem, he’ll not only be able to solve it, but be super nice about it. Also most likely a bookish nerd at the same time.

At the same time as being a little too intelligent to be normal people’s friends, he has a sorta popular side, accented by the fact that this person is either gay or acts like it. Music is also probably his forte.

Popular person: Yeah I can’t tell if Mercer is homosexual or not.

Other person: If so it’s a little hard to tell... he’s a little serious for that stereotype

by cordpercy October 20, 2018

mercer university

The home of Shredstain who can be seen shredding at all times of the day (and night).

Mercer university is the 9th top party school because of shredstain

by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014