Mario

A guy who has a brother named Luigi that works as a plumber,
never actually does his job because some princess named after a fruit keeps getting kidnapped by a literal turtle.

Mario - "Look! it's from bowser!"
Mario - " 'Dear pesky plumbers....."

by literally just a bicycle September 6, 2021

Mario

A iconic video game character but is kind of a simp because he risks is life just to save the princess peach

MarIo Is A plUMBer yOu KnoW

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 10, 2020

Mario

Nintendo's Mario had a dirty secret called "hornio"

John: I feel Mario right now.
Mom: Then why not play Mario?
John: *under breath* haha

by baby_blue_panda11 June 24, 2018

Mario

An italian plumber created by japanese people, who speaks english, and looks like a mexican.

Don't be racist, be like Mario.

by Lil'Doggo November 30, 2017

mario

Comes off as very suave, smooth, mysterious and quite handsome but is ultimately a player with an over sized ego.
Loves to flirt with many girls even while in a relationship, plays with their feelings for his own entertainment and cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Never get involved with a Mario

Guy 1: Man I just cheated on my girlfriend with an older chick. She was hot.
Guy 2: Damn man she is but way to pull a Mario.

by toocutetohandlebby July 21, 2012

Mario

A short Italian plumber who takes magic mushrooms so he can take a trip to the "mushroom kingdom", where he battles turtles, stomps on mushroom-like creatures and gets laid by a princess at the end!

Hey Mario, got any shrooms today?

by The JoJo January 20, 2009

Mario

a fine ass mf that gives no shit about what others have to say. they stay talking shit about people but yet it doesn’t phase them because they simply don’t care. they aim for the top spot and nothing less. they’re lovable and sometimes called a baby. they’re usually taller then martins but that’s okay, that doesn’t bother them. their self confidence is so high that even if they ugly, they still think they cute.

damn mario is such a bitch, but i love him cause he’s the bomb.com

by svpermarioo March 31, 2018